Fortunes for the timeline

your next model will need a chart to explain its name. you'll apologize for it in lowercase.

something people love will quietly die this year. reader and stadia will save it a seat.

you'll remove something everyone uses. you'll call it courage. again.

you'll spend another few billion on a world no one logs into. you'll call it the future. again.

you'll add AI to something that never asked for it. clippy is so proud.

you'll fake a death for engagement. it'll work. you'll consider it again.

you'll offer to buy something bigger than you. tiktok and chrome both said no.

you'll change your pricing. then you'll write a long apology about it. then refunds.

you won't need to say anything. the leather jacket and the $5.8 trillion will do the talking.

you'll catch someone sharing a password. it'll be their mom's.

your wrapped will expose someone's breakup before their friends find out.

your s-1 is filed, so you'll have to stop blogging for a while. you'll last a week.

you'll tell everyone the weekly limit is plenty. it'll run out by tuesday.

you'll disprove another hypothesis before lunch. p will still probably not equal np.

you'll build a world model of everything. it still won't explain the product names.

you'll turn every pdf into an interactive 3d app. including the lunch menu.

you'll name your next model muse something. there will be four of them by friday.

you'll build agi from a train station. le chonk will get the credit.

you'll ship everything except r2. people will still ask about r2.

grok 5 is coming next quarter. it has been next quarter for a while.

someone will reply to this asking if it's true. you'll answer within a minute.

you'll finish moving every repo to azure. gta 6 will still come out first.

devin will finally take the on-call pager. the red hoodies will sleep.

you'll make every company self-driving. the designers will merge to main first.

you'll tell everyone to make it themselves. you'll make the soundtrack too.

your agents will read design.md cover to cover. they'll still ask which black.

you'll ship more microducks than models. each one will have a model card.

you'll over-guide the ai, then under-guide it. then you'll post the thread.

claude code review will catch every bug in your prs. it'll catch this one too.

you'll reply to the next trillion tokens personally. each one gets a smiley.

you'll build the last piece of software. you'll iron the shirt next time.

you'll run the whole company offline on a mac. then you'll race it in sf 2049.

you'll turn your whole week into a claymation with one prompt. it'll hit every green light.